It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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