I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
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