I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
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