I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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