Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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