I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize