Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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