I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
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