My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Someone signed my nipple.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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