idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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