So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
that may or may not have been my penis.
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