party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
