Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
This baby is an asshole
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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