I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
as a side note pls kill me
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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