So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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