Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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