Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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