you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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