I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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