Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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