so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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