Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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