i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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