did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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