Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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