how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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