i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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