I'm gonna have a badass scar
hell yes lets make some ravioli
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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