Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
