Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
please come you make the beer taste better
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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