Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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