He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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