I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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