Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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