When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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