Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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