yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
She's not a foreskin expert like you
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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