Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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