I have demons in me.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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