what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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