Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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