i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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