Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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