Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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