what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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