I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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