this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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