dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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