Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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