whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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