He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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