I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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