your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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