a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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