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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
vagina is talking i cant
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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