dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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