There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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