He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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